The Certified 23-Flavor Addict
You don't drink Dr Pepper. You're in a relationship with it.
Result card 5 of 6 from the Dr Pepper addiction test
The Certified 23-Flavor Addict
You don't drink Dr Pepper. You're in a relationship with it.
Somebody got this card. Which one are you?
What this card says about you
You can argue about the 23 flavors, you ration the last can in the fridge, and you've driven out of your way for the right fountain machine. This is a committed, card-carrying habit and you wear it like a badge. It's also the point where the sugar and caffeine add up fast, so the honest pages on this site are written for you as much as the fun ones.
- Natural habitat
- The good fountain machine, two towns over.
- Signature move
- Rationing the last can like it's wartime.
- Known weakness
- Store-brand imposters, and an empty fridge.
“The Dr Pepper addiction test certified me: The Certified 23-Flavor Addict. I don't drink Dr Pepper, I'm in a relationship with it.”
Your prescription (the reading kind)
A fan-made quiz, not a medical assessment, and no card is a diagnosis. The straight answers are on the signs of a real habit and how to cut back.
