A Dr Pepper can on a picnic table beside a burger and plain paper cups, with string lights glowing behind.

The Social Sipper

A can here, a can there. Nothing to see. Move along.

Result card 2 of 6 from the Dr Pepper addiction test

The Social Sipper

A can here, a can there. Nothing to see. Move along.

Somebody got this card. Which one are you?

Take the test8 questions, about two minutes. Scores 5 to 8 of 24 get this card.

What this card says about you

You drink Dr Pepper the way it shows up in the ads: at a cookout, with a burger, when somebody else is buying. The habit is real but well behaved, the kind that waves at you across the yard and keeps to itself. Stay vigilant around free refills.

Natural habitat
Cookouts, pizza nights and anywhere with a cooler.
Signature move
"I'll just have what everyone's having."
Known weakness
Free refills.

“Diagnosis: The Social Sipper. I can take it or leave it. I just rarely leave it.”

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Your prescription (the reading kind)

A fan-made quiz, not a medical assessment, and no card is a diagnosis. The straight answers are on the signs of a real habit and how to cut back.