The Social Sipper
A can here, a can there. Nothing to see. Move along.
This is someone’s diagnosis. What’s yours?
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You enjoy a Dr Pepper the way a reasonable adult enjoys a Dr Pepper: at lunch, at a cookout, when the moment is right. The habit is real but well-behaved, the kind that waves politely and keeps to itself. You are the control group in this experiment. Stay vigilant, though, because every Patient Zero on this list started exactly where you are now.
“Diagnosis: The Social Sipper. I can take it or leave it… I just rarely leave it. Totally under control. Probably.”
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