Patient Zero
Researchers would like to study you. Bring a can.
Result card 6 of 6 from the Dr Pepper addiction test
Patient Zero
Researchers would like to study you. Bring a can.
Somebody got this card. Which one are you?
What this card says about you
The top of the scale. Dr Pepper isn't a drink you have, it's a load-bearing part of your personality, with a stash, a schedule and a story your friends tell at parties. You are the reason this site exists. No lecture from me, just this: when a habit is this big, the pages on cutting back and on getting real help are worth a read, and they are written by someone who gets it.
- Natural habitat
- Wherever the backup stash is.
- Signature move
- Already holding one while taking this quiz.
- Known weakness
- The first morning without one.
“I broke the Dr Pepper addiction test. Result: Patient Zero. Researchers would like to study me. I will be bringing a can.”
Your prescription (the reading kind)
A fan-made quiz, not a medical assessment, and no card is a diagnosis. The straight answers are on the signs of a real habit and how to cut back.
