Patient Zero
Researchers would like to study you. Bring a can.
This is someone’s diagnosis. What’s yours?
Take the test →Diagnosis · scores 21–24 of 24
Congratulations, and also, are you alright? You have scored at the absolute top of the scale. Dr Pepper isn't a drink you have; it's a load-bearing element of your personality and possibly your bloodstream. You are the reason this site exists. We're not here to judge, we're here to relate, and to gently point you toward the parts of the site that take the whole thing a little more seriously when you're ready.
“I broke the Dr Pepper addiction test. Diagnosis: Patient Zero. Researchers would like to study me. I will be bringing a can.”
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