The Functioning Pepperhead
High-performing. Fully caffeinated. Quietly devoted.
Result card 4 of 6 from the Dr Pepper addiction test
The Functioning Pepperhead
High-performing. Fully caffeinated. Quietly devoted.
Somebody got this card. Which one are you?
What this card says about you
You hold down a job, answer your emails and remember birthdays, all while running a Dr Pepper supply chain most people would call a lot. You don't have a habit so much as a system, with a backup plan and a favorite store. Systems are worth an audit now and then: add up the cans, check the caffeine, and decide if the system still works for you.
- Natural habitat
- Back-to-back meetings, with the can just out of frame.
- Signature move
- Knowing which gas station has it cold.
- Known weakness
- A skipped day, and the headache that tends to follow it.
“Official result: The Functioning Pepperhead. I run a whole life on a steady supply of Dr Pepper. It's not a problem, it's a system.”
Your prescription (the reading kind)
A fan-made quiz, not a medical assessment, and no card is a diagnosis. The straight answers are on the signs of a real habit and how to cut back.
