The Casual Acquaintance
You and Dr Pepper are barely on a first-name basis.

This is someone’s diagnosis. What’s yours?
Take the test →Diagnosis · scores 0–4 of 24
Clinically speaking, you're fine. Suspiciously fine. You can see a can of Dr Pepper and simply… not drink it, which is a superpower the rest of us do not possess. You're either a casual fan, a guest who took this quiz to be polite, or a deeply unbothered person we should all study. No habit here, just a healthy curiosity, which is honestly the most alarming result of all.
“I took the Dr Pepper addiction test and got The Casual Acquaintance. Apparently I can take it or leave it. Weird flex, but okay.”
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